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A while ago in response to something I had read about how
local and regional ballet companies need more marketable repertoire, I
proposed, facetiously,
a ballet based on The Hobbit,
but this article from the Guardian on Disney’s now-in-development stage play version of The Princess Bride got me thinking; wouldn’t THAT be fun as a ballet? My ballet teacher, a
long-time member of our civic ballet, tells me that the company is pretty
constrained as to what it can perform and still break even once sets, costumes,
and the cost of the theater rental are taken into account (nevermind the
dancers… they’re not paid!). Nobody will come see anything strange or
unfamiliar (just to give the full sense of what this means… they decided they
couldn’t do “Don Q” because the story was not recognizable to local ticket
buyers). Basically, they’re stuck with anything Disney has already done as a
film, e.g.
Sleeping Beauty. Oh, and
Nutcracker, of course. They do a mean
Dracula some Octobers, and they also
have an Ashton-esque
Cinderella, an
Alice in Wonderland, a
Coppelia (a bit challenging for the
locals), and a few other things up their puffy sleeves. But, as she noted, it’s
tough. As a dancer, she admits to being a weensy bit bored with
Beauty in particular. And who on earth
would blame her?
So, what about Princess
Bride? It has all the classic elements. Princess? Check! Dashing hero?
Check, check! Court scenes? Got em! Comic interludes and potential for silly
stage business? Fezzik, Vizzini, and Inigo Montoya at your service! But, and
this is a big but… there are an awful lot of boy roles and really, in the end,
Buttercup is the only girl role worth mentioning. So, maybe not.
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Ballet, as George Balanchine opined, is woman. Or at least,
in regional and local ballet companies, ballet is mostly girls between the ages
of 15 and 22. So, lots of stuff for the corps to do, some nice solo work for
your more accomplished students, and not too many male roles, please. I take a
light tone, but it is a real challenge and a serious one if you’re trying to
keep ballet alive in a smaller community, such as ours. I have huge admiration
for the woman who founded our civic company 30 years ago and has kept it, and the
school, together all this time. She must be exhausted. But she doesn't look it.
One of the attractions of The Princess Bride is its humor, and the way it spoofs the
conventions of the fairy tale. On the other hand, there’s nothing particularly
feminist, girl-positive or radical about it. Buttercup has always seemed a bit
of a blockhead, really. So maybe it is no loss that it will not be coming to a
ballet stage near you any time soon.
Which leads me to the question of whether, given that story
ballets are the inevitable sustenance of community-based ballet in vast swathes
of this country, there are ANY good alternatives to the entrenched, Romantic,
anti-feminist tenor of so much of this stuff. Alison Bechdel, the subtly subversive
cartoonist and graphic novelist, proposed a test of films for real commitment
to their women characters. The test is simple. For a film to be feminist
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Alison Bechdel |
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It has to have at least two [named] women in it
2.
Who talk to each other
3.
About something besides a man
This is hardly a new thing – I think she first put this out
in her great cartoon strip “Dykes to Watch Out For,” in the mid-eighties, but
recently it has become the
meme-of-the-moment and has taken on a life of its
own with various media watchers who monitor recent films, track the record of
independent versus Hollywood films, look at the historical trajectory of films
that do and do not meet this standard… Evidently the
Swedish National Film Board has adopted it as a ratings standard.
Many, though not all, ballet stories would fail, even if you
replace “dance to each other” and even though for at least two centuries
traditional narrative ballet has been mostly populated by women. Number three would get them. Some examples:
- Giselle
has at least two named women (Giselle, Myrtha, Bathilde) and Giselle and Myrtha
do a lot of mime-talk. But, sigh, what do they talk about? Albrecht, the cad!
- Raymonda
features not only Raymonda, but also her dour aunt, Sybille, her friends (who
have names) and the White Lady (is that a name? I’m not sure), and they do a
dire amount of pantomime. But, again, it all has to do with men… good ones, bad
ones, and so forth
- La Fille
Mal Gardée features Lise, her frustrated parent Simone (does it count when
a woman character is played by a man???), and more than half of the stage time
in most modern versions seems to be taken up with Keystone Kops pratfalls that
pass for communication (or miscommunication) between the protagonists. However,
all of Lise’s interactions with her mother focus on their battle of wills about
whom Lise will marry… Colas or the buffoon Alain?
Feminist tales are rare enough, and ballet-friendly feminist
tales even rarer. The most perfect and simple of all feminist fairy tales, Robert Munsch's
Paper Bag Princess features only a girl, a dragon, and a petulant prince named
Ronald, so it would not adapt well to the needs of a small company with many
little girls eager to go on stage. A friend of mine, maybe it was a Girl Scout
camp, had a book called
Tatterhood,
which included only traditional folktales that featured strong heroines who did
not sit around waiting for a prince.
Several of those would make interesting ballets, not least the
title tale, from Norway, weird in the way that Scandinavian folktales so often
are. It has a queen who, with the help of a witch, overcomes her infertility
and gives birth to twin daughters, the elder ugly and fey, the younger
beautiful. But the younger sister falls victim to a goblin prank (they steal
her head and replace it with that of a cow), and the elder must rescue her (or
rather, her head). On their way home after the successful rescue, they are
guests of a king and his son. The king falls in love with the younger sister
and proposes to her, but she will only marry him if Tatterhood maries his son,
and it takes quite a bit to convince the prince to take this ugly, goat-riding,
wooden-spoon-wielding hag as his bride. In the end he relents. As they ride
home from the wedding (a double wedding! a story-ballet waiting to go nuts!),
he is dejected, and gently, Tatterhood manipulates him into asking her
questions. Why does she ride a goat? A goat! This is no goat but a beautiful
horse! He looks, and it is! Why does she carry a spoon? It is not a spoon, but
a silver fan! Why does she wear that dreadful hood? What hood? You mean the
golden crown? Why is she so gray and hideous? Me? Gray? Hideous? In fact she is
more beautiful than her sister…
Would this pass the Bechdel test? Maybe not. Except for
Tatterhood nobody has a name in the original version. In Lauren Mills' retelling (from which I borrowed the illustration above) the younger sister is Isabella, a good name for a pretty girl. But there is plenty of discussion between women
about subjects other than a man. For example, the Queen woos the witch to
reveal her secret method of (man-free) conception, and Tatterhood must
negotiate with her mother to be allowed to rescue her sister. And ultimately,
though it does conclude with a marriage, one has the sense that Tatterhood, and
nobody else, is running the show.
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I think my daughter would agree... this is not all that inaccurate, at times. |
The problem with all this is that Disney has never made
Tatterhood into a film and therefore nobody will buy tickets because they do
not recognize the story. Once upon a time, I would have despaired that Disney
would ever make a film about a girl who pretty much takes charge, and not only
that, but does not feel in any way obligated to gracefully resign agency at the
very climax of the story (uh, Tangled,
Pocohantas, Mulan, anyone?). However,
with the most recent entry in the "Disney Princess" genre, Brave, a twinkle of
hope has dawned. There you have a Bechdelian feast – the main romance, after
all, is between the girl and her mother, and while their initial interactions
do primarily concern either Merida’s marriageability or her potential marriage
partners, ultimately, their discourse shifts and they are mostly concerned,
painfully, wrenchingly, and horribly concerned, with understanding one another
and learning some mutual sympathy.
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The most heartbreaking panel in any cartoon, ever. |
Bechdel’s own graphic novel,
Are You My Mother? (a follow up to the
tragic and yet hilarious
Fun Home) covers
precisely this emotional territory too, though predictably in a less sanguine
vein than
Brave. That is to say,
Bechdel’s mother never really turns back into a person, having become a bear. But neither does she threaten to eat her daughter... she just stops giving her a goodnight kiss when she is seven. Seven!
From The Princess
Bride to Are You My Mother by way
of the challenge of dancing to your audience in a small town in the West? Jeez,
I love the freedom of the blog format!